Gasoline Alley by Jim Scancarelli for March 21, 2022

You got out with yore skin. Be glad fer that. You cin allas get a new pipe.

I feel someone should extend our collective condolences to Pipe Tobacco.

“I was near a bear’s cave, and I heard a ruckus.” “Could you describe the ruckus, sir?”

Not only that, but they don’t have the jug, either.

Is Rufus still wearing Joel’s glued-on whiskers, or have his own grown over the winter?

Uncle Rukus, (no relation)?