Baby Blues by Rick Kirkman and Jerry Scott for January 28, 1998
Transcript:
I'm done. No dessert unless you finish your vegetables. I'll eat one bite. Five bites. Three bites. An I'll drink all of my milk, too. Four bites, the milk, and you take your plate to the sink when you're finished. Deal! Are we sending her to preschool or law school? An this counts as a bite.
Resident Master Plumber over 2 years ago
Ya know I like to snack on peas.
Sherlock5 over 1 year ago
Darth Wanda: “Eat all your vegetables, drink all your milk and take your plate to the sink when you’re finished.”
Zoe: That wasn’t the deal."
Darth Wanda: “I am altering the deal. Pray I do not alter it any further.”
Sherlock5 5 months ago
Now they have to negotiate what constitutes a “bite.” For my money, one pea does not meet the nutritional requirements of a “bite.”
Instead of negotiating that, Wanda should just make an executive decision.