That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for February 10, 2022

“Hi, I am Mitzi, the queen of the ping pong. Where you going boy?”

“You’re late and you’re drunk. I started without you.”

The queen, waiting for her latest boy toy to pleasure her.

My original post in 2017:

Painter: I understand you wanted a chaperone to be safe, but does she have to be in the painting?

She wasn’t kidding when she said she had nothing to wear for her portrait!

Mom wanted to be sure the artist stayed on the other side of the canvas.

I’ve held for as long as I can. I NEED TO GO!

0f all of the models I’ve used/

And who through my atelier have cruised/

Mitzi, you were the one

Who was farthest from fun,

And I reckon the least enthused..///

I remember you sitting there

Somewhat slumped in the easy chair

With a set to your jaw

That laid down the law

Fixing me with your steely glare///

And it may seem ironic, this guy,

Fully clothed in both jacket and tie,

By the end of the session

Had acquired the impression,

The more naked of us – was I .

Is she post-orgasmic ? Perhaps..

Masturbation one’s energy saps..

She’s resuming the pose

But, (as any fool knows)

Only after a decent lapse..

Grandma and her photo bombing!

“What was the promise that you made?” “Touch Me” The Doors

“Who’s the creepy old lady behind me?”

“I thought she was with you.”

mitzi, chilling on casual friday…

stöhr’s vampir is probably a bit too much for the censors here, but it’s more fun…

Another session for Gigi with her great aunt Alicia.

Aphrodite, the later years

Shouldn’t that be “These were supposed to be your big Valentine’s Day surprises”?

In this issue of Calendar Girls, Mitzi is March – frigid, depressing, and blustery but with a hint of warm things to come.

Okay Eric, I am ready for your close up.

“I’m 68 years old and still got it.”

Plot twist: His mom’s into that.

Mitzi: 

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Stoehr_mitzi.JPG 

has info and links that point to more info about this painting.

Again, a slightly larger strip image is shown by (Ctrl- or right-) clicking the image at 

https://thatispricelessblog.com/2022/02/masterpiece-1641/ 

and using the dropdown menu (even larger if you trim what’s after .png from the URL). I have added a comment there pointing to the artist info I used to point to here. First work by this artist used here (2 times total, including this Throwback Thursday repeat). 

https://www.gocomics.com/that-is-priceless/2017/02/14?comments=visible 

has the first time this was used here (the artist info URL is pointed to by one of the here links in my blog entry comment).

Mitzi: “Before” and “After”.

/// In the sixties, the staid British Queen,

never followed the pop swinging scene.

Neither “rocker” nor “mod,”

never showed off her bod,

(just to Philip, that one Hallowe’en).

Summer time in the south of France can be a triflyl hot, so Maryann wanted to cool off before going to the nude beach. She’s quite the popular nude there.

I’m a taxidermist, not a painter Jim!

The painter was truly perplexed

by the mother who sat by her, vexed,

while her daughter bared all,

Mother cast such a pall

that the artist himself was unsexed

The model was much to his liking

with attributes luscious and striking.

Though erotically planned

He couldn’t withstand

her mother’s intentional psyching.

So for weeks he was forced to record

that vessel he so longed to board

and he passed all those days

‘neath their withering gaze

and never did reap his reward.