Personally, I started out with coffee flavored ice cream. Try half coffee and half Ready-Whip in a cup. Sweet cream kills the coffee acid, and tames the ferocious caffeine. She’ll be drinking it black by adulthood.
“dosis sola facit venenum” – The dose makes the poison – Paracelsus
This is what happened to me. At age 5, I asked to taste my mom’s coffee. It was awful. Turned me off coffee for life. My husband loves coffee. He’ll ask me to taste some great coffee and while I can detect notes of flavor, there’s still the awful coffee flavor.
I had that same experience my first time drinking coffee. I was nauseated. It was Maxwell House and I have since learned that is probably the reason. Good to the last drop, my a$$.
Holy moley! It reminds me of the time Calvin smoked a cigarette and coughed and wheezed not long after that puff. Never again! I think that Katy must be thinking the same thought about the coffee for now.
Enter.Name.Here over 2 years ago
Wait until she sips her first sample of Whiskey. ROCKET fuel!
ronaldspence over 2 years ago
She don’t love the java jive it don’t love her!
danketaz Premium Member over 2 years ago
Hope that’s not DTNC she’s sipping.
C over 2 years ago
Pretty good Bill the cat imitation there
The Reader Premium Member over 2 years ago
Is that the heady aroma of good money going down the drain?
nosirrom over 2 years ago
Thanks to Lt. Colonel Kilgore industries you too can love the smell of napalm in the morning.
John Wiley Premium Member over 2 years ago
Personally, I started out with coffee flavored ice cream. Try half coffee and half Ready-Whip in a cup. Sweet cream kills the coffee acid, and tames the ferocious caffeine. She’ll be drinking it black by adulthood.
“dosis sola facit venenum” – The dose makes the poison – Paracelsus
Susan00100 over 2 years ago
Betcha Katy loves the smell of napalm in the morning!!
dziner88 over 2 years ago
Ahhh….a favorite haunt of mine:https://www.jetfuelcoffee.com/
sbriley Premium Member over 2 years ago
This is what happened to me. At age 5, I asked to taste my mom’s coffee. It was awful. Turned me off coffee for life. My husband loves coffee. He’ll ask me to taste some great coffee and while I can detect notes of flavor, there’s still the awful coffee flavor.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 2 years ago
Humm. Intriguing. I wonder what napalm tastes like? …chicken perhaps?
Teto85 Premium Member over 2 years ago
Well, napalm is just jet fuel mixed with Jell-O.
Plods with ...™ over 2 years ago
Whew… good thing that wasn’t DWFNC.
FassEddie over 2 years ago
No notes of Orange Crush coming through? It’s an historic Occupation blend! He must have added too much sugar.
raybarb44 over 2 years ago
Only for the most sophisticated pallets…..
mistercatworks over 2 years ago
It’s an acquired distaste.
cuzinron47 over 2 years ago
One wonders how she knows what napalm and jet fuel tastes like.
cuzinron47 over 2 years ago
[Tiny sip] This comic is getting graphic.
gcarlson over 2 years ago
That’s what George Jetson thought of the tea the FoodErectorCycle gave him instead of coffee one morning.
Bill D. Kat Premium Member over 2 years ago
Adam loves the fragrance of napalm in the morning.
KEA over 2 years ago
pretty much my reaction to my first and only cup
paullp Premium Member over 2 years ago
Random musings:
(1) It can be an acquired taste. She might grow up to like it.
(2) She might like normal coffee a little better, as compare to Adam’s “advanced” concoction.
(3) She’s a very annoying, bratty kid; nice to see her taken down a peg.
kathybear over 2 years ago
I had that same experience my first time drinking coffee. I was nauseated. It was Maxwell House and I have since learned that is probably the reason. Good to the last drop, my a$$.
GG_loves_comics Premium Member over 2 years ago
Don’t drink it straight, Katy. Try adding chocolate. Half coffee, half cocoa is a good place to start.
susanj77 over 2 years ago
My reaction the first time I tasted coffee. She’ll adapt.
baraktorvan over 2 years ago
I know how she feels, I feel the same way but I taste 12 hour worn construction worker socks and turpentine.
plaidley over 2 years ago
My dad’s coffee was overcooked 1970s Folgers. I didn’t know what good coffee was until I left home.
edeloriea14 over 2 years ago
Holy moley! It reminds me of the time Calvin smoked a cigarette and coughed and wheezed not long after that puff. Never again! I think that Katy must be thinking the same thought about the coffee for now.