Pickles by Brian Crane for March 04, 2022

There is going to be a bunch of limp smiling animals and people around her house.

try it out, Sylvia, on your man Dan

I wanted to see how it went with the cat.

(snort). My leg only jumps when the doc hits me right below the kneecap. But every four-footed one I’ve messed with has a scratchy-spot. Our cat has one inside each ear (honest), though it doesn’t always work. The one on the flanks which is where I usually find it is too dangerous to try on her, though I ’spect it would be there if you could get her to relax into it.

My chiropractor poked a nerve cluster on the front of my shoulder and made my leg jerk like that! It’s all connected!

“Ma’am, could you please stop doing that to your husband? I’m trying to tutor some music students next door and he’s really throwing off our tempo!”

Wow! Opal did somethng nice for Earl!

When dogs do this , they usually are also… Please, Mum, TMI…

Earl: “Yeah … That’s the spot.”

Ahhhhh! Feels good!

There was a vet near here some years back that was doing chiropractic adjustments on horses. Since all the vertebrae and everything were larger than in humans, she’d rest one rubber mallet against a pressure point and tap it with a second mallet.

Also had a (mostly human-centered) chiropractor before that who I started using because his office was walking distance, adjacent to the apartments where I lived at the time (quit going because by the end of the day he was usually running about three hours late on appointments). He kept a lot of animals at his place, and his girlfriend/receptionist told me that she saw him adjust a rabbit that had torticollis (wry neck).

Ooh! She is good!

Your time is up Earl ! I need a massage also ;-)

Wag, wag, wag.

Not to be negative, but the only time my leg ever did that, I was having a MAJOR heart attack. Not so much fun.

When he starts humping your leg…… it’s time to STOP..!!!!

Earl as Thumper?

So now everyone will think that they are a massage therapist

Was Sylvia adopted? She doesn’t look at all like either Earl or Opal.

Earl’s kickstarting his Harley.

Opal, just wait until you “scratch” his “special” spot.

Roflmao!

Good Lord, Earl just had an orgasm right in front of of his daughter.. yuk!

There’s only one real trick to massage and it’s hard to teach. You have to be able to tell when something is working and care.

This may not be good for ol’ Earle’s health..lol

This only happened when I scratched my 78-years worth of dogs. She’s doing it wrong. Unless it’s his compensation for ED.

I do the same thing with my leg when my wife uses her fingernails to scratch that spot between my shoulder blades that I can’t reach. Cracks her up every time.

“Fresh!”

She hit the right spot, I see.

For my hubby, if I rub his back also satisfies him.

OK this one made me laugh out loud.

LOL

well, as often as Earl’s been in the Dog house

I’m next

OK, that’s funny, I mean really funny, even for Pickles.