bacon by Lonnie Millsap for February 21, 2022

Looks like he’s expired to me !

Decisions, decisions.

If he’s still wiggling, just throw him in a bun and cover him with mustard. No, wait, maybe that means he’s infested with maggots.

My four-year-old grandson has started referring to the 5-second rule for food he drops. And he is quick to pick it up and pop it in his mouth.

If there are any dogs nearby, they won’t have to choose.

it’s a thing. rinse it if it needs

Rinse him off and put him on the grill to sanitize him.

It should be hot dog condom – problem solved.

That 5 second rule has expired, leave him for the seagulls.

Hotdogs talking. Lol.

Let the dog decide for you.

rinse

I’d just like to see you pick him up…

Rinse him off. No one needs to know. What happens in the kitchen stays in the kitchen.

Do a blood test. His creatinine is probably OK but his BUN level is way too low.