Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for February 22, 2022

Safe to assume not all her friends are male.

She seems to have lived an interesting life.

Touché…

Look at it from different perspective Mike. Her formers, are past losers, and you’ve won the prize.

Better get tested for STD’s, Mike.

At least, thank God, one of Kim’s beaux is NOT Zeke Brenner!!

Is he inviting JJ?

It’s not as though Mike hasn’t slept with women other than J.J., both before meeting J.J., while they were separated (when J.J. returned, Mike was in bed with another woman), and, well, I’m not sure he’s slept with anyone but Kim since the divorce.

Admittedly, I don’t remember any of those women’s names but I’m sure that Mike does.

“No people who have slept with the bride.” Oh great, an empty church wedding. I would like to see the groom’s side filled with underwear models and the bride’s side filled with one or two NFL teams.

So, she has literally slept with literally everyone that she would consider inviting to her wedding? That sure blows the stereotype of the geeky asocial software engineer.

I was disappointed that her parents didn’t show up. In the mid 1970s when Kim was adopted they were probably in their 30s

Let it go dude. Remember, who ever they were and who ever they are now, they aren’t the ones marring her. Take a victory lap.

Mike just wants to have a small ceremony

It’s going to be a crowded marital bed with the ghosts of past lovers in there.

How about no people who have slept with either bride or groom? That way, JJ can stay her jealous troublemaking butt home.

awcoffman (from earlier thread): “Does she still have “friends with benefits”?”

Well, you see, one of my points exactly. Some of the men she slept with probably didn’t qualify as “boyfriends” by her standards. The women she slept with (and IMHO her comment allows little other interpretation) certainly didn’t qualify as such. It’s all subjective.

Sex fascinates me. I can think about it for minutes at a time.

I forget her name….Bizzy?

I made one of my better friends by dating her. We managed to reach the friend stage without getting more intimate. We remained friends through her two husbands and innumerable boyfriends. On one visit, she made her husband sleep in the living room, so we could stay up all night in the bedroom talking about old times.

She wants to show her EXs that she is off the market.

Minor note: Back when Bernie had Mike fire fifty people, Kim complained that Mike had fired all her friends (at, I presume, that particular job; she surely has others from earlier). It seems unlikely that Mike somehow just happened to fire all of the employees who were Kim’s friends and absolutely none of the others, so we know she had fewer than fifty such friends. Statistically speaking, perhaps twenty-seven or so. Like I said, minor. :-)

Definitely a free spirit.

Speaking of happy marraiges,I saw Agatha Christie’s DEATH ON THE NILE yesterday.

You’d think he would be proud to show her off to her exes.

Does she have any female friends?

Does this mean she’s also slept with the Bridesmaids?

Love Kim; a true child of her generation ♥

We had five of my wife’s ex-boyfriends at our wedding. I considered it to be a victory lap.