Bottom Liners by Eric and Bill Teitelbaum for February 24, 2022

Don’t start worrying until he seen at Dollar General.

Mark Zuckberg? Who is this Mark Zuckberg of which you speak?

Oh, you mean Mark ZUCKERBERG! Why didn’t you say so in the first place?

Ahhh, Metashopping.

But only online.

Prices at WalMart have been creeping up as with every other retailer- maybe Facebook could start underwriting a few “made in the USA company’s-

… and Jeff Besos is shopping at Target.

I bet Elon Musk frequents “99 cents only stores” to buy “MarsBars”

Mark was with Elvis buying gifts for Bigfoot and his alien bride’s wedding…

Shopping in his pajamas?

BOO. F$*(&ING. HOO.

Booo.

Zuck still has some pride. He will be going to the dollar store because it will be more high end as soon as all prices are raised to the announced $1.25.