Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for February 13, 2022

Sutterlin Applause ist das Lahmste. <3

What will seperate the boys from the men, as the girls from the women? What bull paper moon rides high enough? Love is in the air, go get some today. Forgive me Uncle Albert, for I haven’t done a bloody thing all-day.

Smoking whiskey.

Drinking hooters.

That’s because your brain is drinking your blood. Brains are actually vampires that were assimilated as symbiotic organisms and encoded into the human genome. Eventually, they will become useless and vestigial, like the appendix.

Is this a Bob Saget reference?

The last line to the lost verse of Shaman’s Blues?

Warning of a stroke….danger, danger !

911

…is this one of those, ‘If you can read this you’ve had a great childhood,’ memes?…

…kids, nowadays, just don’t know cursive…

…I put this upside down in front of a mirror and could read the word ‘your’…

…Mz. Burritt’s been very busy this week…

…Euphoria on HBO for a thousand…

…early Froglandia wit-ta-ism…witticism…Witkolski…wilco…over and out…

…I asked the Scrivener if he could copy this so I could read it…

…but he said that he preferred not to…

…an old college girlfriend was an emotional vampire…

…she said she loved the taste of blood in the back of her throat…

…what was her name?…

…it’s right on the tip of my tongue…

…maybe after I finish this bloody Mary I’ll remember it…

That typeface hurts my eyes.

She sat for Picasso a little too long. He had to insure his models and his premiums were astronomical. Well, that’s what I heard!

In Finland, the expression is to let the frog out from your mouth. That’s when you say something embarrassing or inappropriate. It can also include when people say something ignorant or offensive.

Feeding sponge cake to a donkey is like treating someone especially well when they neither need or deserve it.

Next time someone is annoying you, just tell them to stop ironing your head! The Armenian Գլուխս մի՛ արդուկիր (glukhs mi՛ ardukeer), or “Stop ironing my head,” means “Stop annoying me!”

Scrambled scribbles for breakfast …

with lots o’ Butter …!

I have a Froggy taste at the back of my throat, most days. Should I see a doctor?

I don’t know about that, but I get a weird smell whenever I twist my neck really hard. Does that count?

Maybe it’s just the acid — this strip is giving me flashbacks.

Super great font!

The Bathmat Factory Graphic Design Department does not recommend use of this font! Only the truly addicted will Get The Message! And even then the message is distracted from by the Cutie-Pie graphic who seems to deliver it.

Now, what was this all about? Oh, yeah, that metallic taste…bloody lame rot!

That’s the taste of irony.

I absolutely love this. It is the just slightly askew perspective on our accepted and agreed rational projection of reality.

Sorry. It is my nature to be a pedantic, pompous, over-analyzing jackass, so don’t take my comment too seriously. I like things like this, though.