Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for February 24, 2022

“It’s not the destination, it’s the trip.” Which will be over in about 1 minute. Then it’s off to your final destination.

The competition for the Darwin Award this year must be pretty stiff. Everybody will have to up their game.

I hope he hasn’t managed to breed yet.

“Remember kid, It’s not the Fall that’s fatal, it’s the sudden STOP at the end…”

He’s on his way to a great experience. One that he probably won’t be able to talk about.

As a safety measure, all parachutists should wear a bat-suit for times like the above!!!

Good call. That should make this a once in a lifetime experience.

He’s going to be experiencing a lot of pain, that’s for sure.

It’s true. You’ll take the memory of that jump to your grave.

If at first you don’t succeed, parachuting is not for you.

“You Rock!”

He evidently did not realize the importance of having that particular thing in having future experiences.

Well, since you decided to go up anyways, what’s the use of a parachute, eh.

“On the other hand, can I borrow yours?”

“Sure, after I’ve landed.”

What about a rental? Just sayin’

You use a parachute only if you want to skydive more than once.

One can jump without a parachute and survive… if you have the right wingsuit and know how to use it: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gary_Connery

And that is known as “jumping to a conclusion”.

“When the people look like the size of ants, it’s time to open the parachute”…

“When ants look like the size of people…..it’s too late.”

This is so GOP

He will stick the landing. About six feet deep.

Savor the moment, dude.

I think, no sure of it.. landing is also a thing.

Well, now he’s going to experience dying.

One, and done.

Jumps are great until the sudden stop. Then hurt steps in.

Oh shoot!

Minimalist skydiving. Splat!!

If at first you don’t succeed Skydiving is not the best choice as a hobby.