Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for February 26, 2022

Urgh, I really hope this story is resolved soon. Marigold has been missing for two whole weeks now in real-world time!

See, if this were an episode of a show, then the story would be resolved in about 11 to 22 minutes. And if it were a standalone book, like a graphic novel, then it’d be resolved in just one reading! But the fact that this is a daily comic strip means that it’s going to take WEEKS for us to see Marigold again, and Dana’s readers are just going to get increasingly anxious until then, myself included.

If I can’t accurately deduce what those nine things are, I don’t think Dakota can be certain that she should be grateful.

you’re welcome, Dakota

You forgot to thank LSH, Phoebe.

In twenty years they will be the best of friends.

9 things she probably couldn’t couldn’t get away with saying since this is an all age series:-D.

You just have to say thank you, but it seems that nowadays people take it as a humiliation to say thank you!

I have no words. Dakota has become so wise.

Hmm, I want to believe it’s true, but I can’t help thinking Dakota has an ulterior motive for helping Phoebe.

“Phoebe and Her Frenemy”. I guess that’ll have to do until Marigold returns.

Lord Splendid Humility lives close to a public school? How humble.

“I’ve been waiting years to say what I think about you. But now that I’m a Christian woman, I can’t say it!”

Let’s hope that Marigold isn’t in trouble. Remember that they first met when Phoebe rescued her from what seemed to be a paralyzing Narcissus feedback loop.