Brevity by Dan Thompson for February 21, 2022

And if you could work on Sunday that’d be great, yeah.

I’d love to say the manager’s “cutting him down to size” but he’s short enough as it is.;-D

I wouldn’t mess with such a bundle of power!

I hate when people think that’s funny…

I’d be careful . . . it appears he still has the ring, and the orcs may be on their way.

“Okay boss, it was little funny the first time, but every day?”

[Frodo is trying to make him stop but he’s like a bad hobbit to break.]

Occasionally I will ask my adult daughter if she is working hard or hardly working. Her reply is, “Doing one, wish I was doing the other”. And I will say to that, “Why would you want to work hard?”

He corntributes what he can.

when i was growing up, all the baggers were teen boys. Nowadays they are teen boys AND girls, middle age men and women, and senior men and women who will do anything to make ends meet!

Now I want a management coffee cup with the Eye of Mordor on it. Very chic!

so, did store manager lift the rule: No shirt, No shoes, No service??

“Hello Baggins, what’s happening. I’m gonna need you to go ahead and come in tomorrow. So if you could be here at around….9 that’d be great.”

frodo looks like he feels like baggin’ it…

doesn’t have that funny ring to it

He’s standing at the Bag End.