Reality Check by Dave Whamond for March 26, 2022

Watch out, Popeye! That’s not spinach; it’s seaweed!!

“HUg, UGH, HUg, UGH….”

Maybe only the last part of that warning is a myth.

Ralph had to put in his two cents.

Yep. A yam.

Be especially warned about their Siren song.

Shouldn’t that be Sirens?

Popeye mutes the sound: he is only there to look at the pictures.

If they’re really maids, they should be cleaning up that mess of plastic in the Pacific!!

Ralph says he yis what he yis and all this time I thought it was, “ I yam what I yam! “

In other words, you’ll be a nervous wreck.

One of my favorites is Debussy’s Nocturnes 3rd movement Sirènes.

I only do that for the Siren’s Call. But, with them as well, no orifice so I can only squirt my seed.

Popeye can handle it.

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BEWARE the inner cover foldout …!

… And you touch the distant beachesWith tales of brave UlyssesHow his naked ears were torturedBy the sirens sweetly singing…