That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for February 16, 2022

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    BE THIS GUY  over 2 years ago

    “Tom has told father that he’s worked out things with his baby’s mama, and he thinks I will make a wonderful step-mother to his bast… uh… son.”

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    rmremail  over 2 years ago

    Oh, I can’t stand the suspense. Maybe if I just go out there and tell father that I’m pregnant he’ll agree to let Robert marry me.

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    rmremail  over 2 years ago

    “How much is he offering? Is it more than that guy last week?”

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    Solstice*1947  over 2 years ago

    /// Anxious Moments as Norman acquaints

    the girls’ parents with nuptial constraints.

    For large doweries he

    can be wed to all three

    in his Church of the Latter-Day Saints.

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 2 years ago

    “They just asked him if he’s willing to fix the leaking roof. If he says yes, I think I will have a chance with him.”

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    Solstice*1947  over 2 years ago

    I’m not very good at reading lips, but I think he just said, “I’d like permission to bury your doctor.”

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    Kwen  over 2 years ago

    Hum… Mums? Don’t you think it may be time to tell Gran that Mommy an her “lady-in-waiting” have been married for 8 years yet and that I’m NOT “just the neighbors daughter looking for her missing pet-parakeet” ?

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    Bilan  over 2 years ago

    “I thought Robert was asking for my hand in marriage. But it turns out he’s demanding a management position to take me off Dad’s hand!”

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    Jayalexander  over 2 years ago

    I hope mother gets back soon. That’s the fifth nanny papa’s hired this week.

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    DATo  over 2 years ago

    Don’t look now Jane, but Lydia is behind you and I think our wanton tart of a sister already has designs for your dear Mister Bingley.

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    pcolli  over 2 years ago

    “He might be old, but WOW !!!”

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    Egrayjames  over 2 years ago

    “Shhhhh….He’s asking PawPa to increase your dowry, something about you being a red-headed step-child, easy to anger, and he wasn’t quite sure if the drapes matched the carpet???? Whatever that’s suppose to mean!”

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    Buzzworld  over 2 years ago

    “Dad’s offering a buy one get one free sale.”

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    P51Strega  over 2 years ago

    He’s asking papa about our car’s warranty.

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    Reader  over 2 years ago

    I don’t know if this is good news or not, but he just said, “I’m going to marry her anyway.”

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    Call me Ishmael  over 2 years ago

    His Lordship has views on “romance”

    And the suitor is wearing cheap pants..

    A concern more acute

    Is that hole in his boot -

    Let us face it – he hasn’t a chance.

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    Tyge  over 2 years ago

    The “Tweet’s” names were Kandi, Mindi, and Charlotte!

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    Call me Ishmael  over 2 years ago

    His lordship’s a wise old head

    Their future he’s already read…

    She will screech and complain

    But he’s sparing her pain…

    She will thank him long after he’s dead !

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    Tyge  over 2 years ago

    Robert’s a great provider. He brought Papa collie pelt and told him it was a man eating lion.

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    thebashfulone  over 2 years ago

    “What? President Washington is here now? I hate it when he drops by unannounced!”

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    wincoach Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Daddy said no to marrying one of us but look he is offering up our dear old widowed grandmother saying she is a real tiger in the sack.

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    rugeirn  over 2 years ago

    Back in the day, when a man / Had to go ask her dad for her hand / His daughter might well / Make his life living hell / If his answer were not as she planned.

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    aerotica69  over 2 years ago

    We already knew Mother adores Mr. Bingley……it’s Father that is giving him a hard time.

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    prrdh  over 2 years ago

    “And those butt prints off the office copier are definitely his.”

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    Ubintold  over 2 years ago

    I thought I heard one of them passing gas. Did you?

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    Indianapolis Smith  over 2 years ago

    They couldn’t bear to get rid of Sparky, even AFTER the “steamroller” incident.

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    Linguist  over 2 years ago

    _" Don’t sweat it, Sis. Dad’s just playing tough negotiator with your beau. I heard him tell Momma earlier, that he couldn’t wait to get you off his hands and out of the house! "_

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    Linguist  over 2 years ago

    The original title of this was Bargaining for a Bride.

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    Call me Ishmael  over 2 years ago

    “How odd – he seems to be after the youngest…”

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    Blaidd Drwg Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Earliest record of Prince Andrew meeting with Epstein and Maxwell at Balmoral Castle……..https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/crime/ghislaine-maxwell-jeffrey-epstein-queen-balmoral-photo-b1972355.html

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    Holden Awn  over 2 years ago

    From a time before cameras, a snapshot of one of life’s momentous events. Nice.

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    The Wolf In Your Midst  over 2 years ago

    “I was afraid this would happen! Father is dickering over the price of our breast-enlargement surgery!”

    “Ugh, the fool! We told him he’d get double the return in our dowries!”

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    anomaly  over 2 years ago

    “I believe Grandmama doxxed him.”

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    mabrndt Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Anxious Moments or Hopes and Fears

    https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Charles_Haigh-Wood_-_Anxious_Moments.jpg 

    has info and links that point to more info about this 1899 painting.

     

    Again, a larger strip image is shown by (Ctrl- or right-) clicking the image at 

    https://thatispricelessblog.com/2022/02/masterpiece-2880 

    and using the dropdown menu (even larger if you trim what’s after .png from the URL). I have added a comment there pointing to the artist info I used to point to here. So far 2 works, by this artist, have been used here. 

    https://www.gocomics.com/that-is-priceless/2022/02/13?comments=visible 

    has the prior.

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    Another Take  over 2 years ago

    “Quiet! George Washington is asking Benedict Arnold if he can be counted on for support!”

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    Solstice*1947  over 2 years ago

    “I don’t know who he is. He just marched in, threw that leopard pelt on the floor, went up to Father, and offered to give us all lute lessons.”

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    Funny_Ha_Ha  over 2 years ago

    Did you see the package on your new mothers kid?

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    gopher gofer  over 2 years ago

    she looks like she’s worried that daddy might say ‘yes’…

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    Running Buffalo Premium Member over 2 years ago

    At the moment, I’m on Monday, Wednesday, Friday; you are Tuesday, Thursday, Saturday; and she is Sunday.

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