Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for February 16, 2022

I think the inky frogpeople just pass it around from one to another, like a particularly durable fruitcake.

Charley Tuna!

I’m guessing three and a half.

I prefer 3 &4. Split the difference. No sense doing things by halves.

Stop dodging the question. If you gulligle that, you will find pictures of Challengers with a rear stripe.

The path of black critters on a troll bridge. Don’t ask for bad superstition of the bad luck kind.

The first line to the lost verse of Noah Found Grace in the Eyes of the Lord?

The Buzz around town is it was a member of the WASP Society. They were stung when coming in second in the nest building contest and decided to take revenge on the “honey-comb” gang!

Tea and Track…w/honey….

Tea Rack…who could play pocket pool after the regifting the ball rack?

Got something against honey?

Is Number 2 (wouldn’t you hate to be THAT person!) carrying a baby? Or maybe a lame duck?

Never stop a bee if a bee is going anywhere

You may be breaking up some insect love affair, be careful!

…re- the Blog…

…while there still are plenty of people going to Hell for eating meat on Friday…

…all is not lost for those baptized with a word not adhering to the fine print ..

…and have passed to the great beyond…

…(no, not Akron!)…

…Mormons baptise the dead…

…thank you Ladder Day Saints…

…for cleaning up that Catholic mess once again…

Today’s contribution reminds me of some of my kids’ refrigerator art … minus the scat,

This sounds like a divisive topic. Few people realize these little buggers are really quite musical and great at scatting. I loves me some Bee-Bop!

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Don’t sass my frass, honey!

Doo wop a bee bop

I’m the bee’s knees of scat, sonny!

Buzz fuzzle shoo bop

Queen’s bee lovin’ my flow like money!

Wham lama dew drop

Da blog: good thing that priest resigned in shame. God is kinda persnickety about ritual and metaphor, but not so much with pedophilia.

There was something of a split that took place when discussing whether the bumble bee scat had originally been gifted by the the sword of drama queens, or if it was just a random axe of kindness.

Once again, the unkindest cut of all…

I cannot tell a lie! Note that 3 and 4 are not equal halves. That is a circumstance which could lead the “lesser half” to anti-social behavior. Neither 1 nor big 2 seem likely to have parted with their bumble bee scat holdings by way of a regifting.

Precious are the things we hold precious….

…my Pop’s old Dodge Challenger had a scat pack package…

… with a three-ninety-sixFuelie heads and a Hurst on the floor…

…Bumble Bee Tuna?…

…who would name the tuna that they are selling Bumble Bee?…

…it would be like selling pantyhose in an egg…

…or round pizza in a square box cut into triangles…

…and… waxing poetic…

…where exactly is the poetic anyway?…

…Scatman Crothers road on the City of New Orleans…

…the Big Easy…

…home of the red white & blues…

Revolver in a warm gun. Be Happy and plot April first in a fools way.

Cab Calloway – The Scat Song

When your sweetie tells you, everything’ll be okay,

Just skeep-beep de bop-bop beep bop bo-dope skeetle-at-de-op-de-day!

If you feel like shoutin’, advertise it just this way:

And skeep-beep de bop-bop beep bop bo-dope skeetle-at-de-op-de-day!

Don’t give a hang what words you use at any time,

Sing this silly language, without any reason or rhyme.

When you face the preacher, there’s only one thing to say:

Just skeep-beep de bop-bop beep bop bo-dope skeetle-at-de-op-day!

Sugar fly, honey munch, you know that I love poo!