Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for March 04, 2022

The other applicants will beat you anyway.

You might want to check if he takes any candy with him.

Oh, Come on Kramer! Let him take a whack at it.

I’ve heard about you senor Pinata. Word on the street is there is a bounty on you. Everyone you meet will be trying to put a hit in on you. Odds are you won’t last the day.

Saying Kramer’s Kandies Interviews doesn’t exactly roll off your tongue. That’s a lotta s’s.

Candy mule

Smack that guy!

The rest of the commenters beat me to it.

Give him a chance, I think he’ll be very popular with the kids…He’ll have to beat them off with a stick.

He won’t get any work done – he’ll just be hanging around all day.

Workers Comp insurance premiums will jump.

Just tell him he’s over qualified.

That’s what comes of overdressing ethnically.

This job breaks all who have had it.

working in a bad neighborhood, there’s a chance he might get whacked…