Don’t let it stress you, Snow White dear, they may be taking quite a while developing those pictures you took with your Brownie, but you may be assured: someday your prints will come!
has info and links that point to more info about this roughly jumbo envelope size painting. Copyright issues keep it from being uploaded to Wikimedia Commons.
Again, a slightly larger strip image is shown by (Ctrl- or right-) clicking the image at
and using the dropdown menu. I have added a comment there pointing to the artist info I used to point to here. First work by this artist used here (2 times total, including this Throwback Thursday repeat).
Though the tablecloth matches her dress//and the sandwiches are watercress//it’s just not proper tea//with no hat, can’t you see?//Just an untimely visit from Bess//
Laura had planned an afternoon in//She’d some wool she needed to spin//But when Bess rang the bell//Laura thought, What the hell?//She may have some good news of kin//
Then the too rosy blush on her face//Telegraphed the news of her case//For beneath her chemise//A frightful disease//Has occupied her inner space//
Asked Bess, “Has Roger been here?//I hope not, for your sake, my dear//For he carries along//Something lodged in his schlong,//And it’s hard to get rid of, I fear.”//
Said Laura, “I haven’t a care!//With me, that jerk got nowhere.//On the grapevine, he’s said//To be well-hung, but dead//From the neck up, so there.”//
Now the cousins are deep in parlay//Wondering how this bad card can be played//And as Bess, deep in thought//Reviews how she’s been caught//She asks, “Where is your pistol displayed?”//
BE THIS GUY over 2 years ago
My original post in 2017:
The date was not going as well as Gertrude anticipated.
Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 2 years ago
“Are we supposed to eat the centerpiece?”
rmremail over 2 years ago
Now that we’ve solved all of America’s problems, lets tackle Ukraine.
ronaldspence over 2 years ago
“I guess I could see your point…if your hat wasn’t covering it up!”
rmremail over 2 years ago
Rose and Lucy had been giving each other the silent treatment for three years now.
rmremail over 2 years ago
Are you certain this is the right table? I don’t think I’ve seen our waiter since we sat down. Or any waiter.
Solstice*1947 over 2 years ago
/// We were having Late Afternoon Tea,
just my sister Camelia and me.
Seated outdoors among
floral blooms, she was stung,
when her bonnet attracted a bee.
/// At “The Magic Hour” bathed in gold beams,
her great beauty seemed airy, like dreams.
Then the sting caused such pain
to her scalp and her brain,
that she shattered my vase with her screams.
Kind&Kinder over 2 years ago
Don’t let it stress you, Snow White dear, they may be taking quite a while developing those pictures you took with your Brownie, but you may be assured: someday your prints will come!
orinoco womble over 2 years ago
“Of course I wear a hat to receive guests in my own home, dear. I can’t sport those charming freckles that you wear with such panache.”
Jayalexander over 2 years ago
With so many in your garden, Why did you have to kill these?
Qiset over 2 years ago
What is a “downton” anyway?
blackman2732 over 2 years ago
Ohhhhh!!! No she di-int!!!
P51Strega over 2 years ago
4:00 Tea-se
gopher gofer over 2 years ago
fannie was a regular at bonnets Я us…
Call me Ishmael over 2 years ago
“Damn, dog ! White be-yotces be gettin’ pretty good at this sh*t!”
duggersd Premium Member over 2 years ago
…bless your heart.
Reader over 2 years ago
You’re right Mary Poppins, your special tea leaves do put the high in high tea!
Buzzworld over 2 years ago
“Are we done here, I’m sitting in a puddle of my own sweat.”
Egrayjames over 2 years ago
“I’m not sure, but who is that singing over at the grandstand? Was he one of the Everly Brothers?”
MS72 over 2 years ago
Good news! You can find them on Hulu.
gigagrouch over 2 years ago
You didn’t miss anything
wincoach Premium Member over 2 years ago
Gertrude, I asked you here today to let you know that starting tomorrow I am going goth.
aerotica69 over 2 years ago
Darling, sit up straight, elbows off the table, and where is your hat? Honestly, one might think you were born of the middle class…..or worse!
Ubintold over 2 years ago
Alright, we might have to wear these silly dresses. But, I’m not putting on a stupid hat!
Blaidd Drwg Premium Member over 2 years ago
Cripes! We’re both 21, yet they still won’t let us sit indoors at the adult table!
Blaidd Drwg Premium Member over 2 years ago
The sign did say ‘No Mask, No Vax, No Service’.
Another Take over 2 years ago
Men passing by were often turned on until they realized that the leg they saw through the sheer table cloth belonged to the table.
Rev Phnk Ey over 2 years ago
And when we stand up, they can see through our dresses too.
The Wolf In Your Midst over 2 years ago
For years after finishing this painting, Harris obsessed over one detail: Did he put enough flowers in it?
stamps over 2 years ago
Bea, what are you doing in my bonnet?
anomaly over 2 years ago
“Such a lovely hat, dear. Do you have a pot of soil underneath it, or do the roots grow through your skull?”
schaefer jim over 2 years ago
3 seasons is one heavy bit**.
mabrndt Premium Member over 2 years ago
Late Afternoon Tea:
https://rehs.com/eng/default-image-page/?fl_builder&image_no=3533
has info and links that point to more info about this roughly jumbo envelope size painting. Copyright issues keep it from being uploaded to Wikimedia Commons.
Again, a slightly larger strip image is shown by (Ctrl- or right-) clicking the image at
https://thatispricelessblog.com/2022/02/masterpiece-1644
and using the dropdown menu. I have added a comment there pointing to the artist info I used to point to here. First work by this artist used here (2 times total, including this Throwback Thursday repeat).
https://www.gocomics.com/that-is-priceless/2017/02/17?comments=visible
has the first time this was used here (the artist info URLs are pointed to by the here links in my blog entry comment).
P.S. After posting yesterday’s comment, I made several changes to the the Wikimedia Commons file pointed to there.
MuddyUSA Premium Member over 2 years ago
I love your hat, oh I sitting here commando!
bethramrz2 over 2 years ago
Though the tablecloth matches her dress//and the sandwiches are watercress//it’s just not proper tea//with no hat, can’t you see?//Just an untimely visit from Bess//
Laura had planned an afternoon in//She’d some wool she needed to spin//But when Bess rang the bell//Laura thought, What the hell?//She may have some good news of kin//
Then the too rosy blush on her face//Telegraphed the news of her case//For beneath her chemise//A frightful disease//Has occupied her inner space//
Asked Bess, “Has Roger been here?//I hope not, for your sake, my dear//For he carries along//Something lodged in his schlong,//And it’s hard to get rid of, I fear.”//
Said Laura, “I haven’t a care!//With me, that jerk got nowhere.//On the grapevine, he’s said//To be well-hung, but dead//From the neck up, so there.”//
Now the cousins are deep in parlay//Wondering how this bad card can be played//And as Bess, deep in thought//Reviews how she’s been caught//She asks, “Where is your pistol displayed?”//
Csaw Backnforth over 2 years ago
♫ Just tea for two and two for tea, just me for you and you for me alone. ♫ (Songwriters: Irving Caesar / Vincent Youmans)
6turtle9 over 2 years ago
Well, yo mamma’s so fat, she was floatin’ in the ocean and Spain claimed her as the new world.
Helen Ferrieux over 2 years ago
My dear, Will you be mother? You could easily pass for my mother..
Running Buffalo Premium Member over 2 years ago
I am so sorry that the third didn’t show up. Shall we try for the menage a trois next week?