Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for February 28, 2022

I’d be afraid of flushing the toilet after Lucy. It would probably get plugged and overflow. 15 times for sure and who would clean it up

Just as a PS. The bowl is designed to hold one tank if completely plugged. A second time and you have a mess to clean

Note that this is very possibly a reference to the fact that the orange mistake complained about having to flush White House toilets many times… and it has now been revealed that he destroyed many official documents.

I’m surprised that this has not come up before now.

We’re still trying to get my brother to REMEMBER TO FLUSH.

She learned from the master.

Aye lass, how right you are! Wasting water is such a drain on our precious water resources.

You can flush all day long and you will still have a full bowl if you let horsey use the toilet.

Horse poo floats….

….o…oo….o………

So, Danae IS following the news…and has come up with ANOTHER way of hiding the truth…

The lack of notes from teacher is what all the flush was about.

This almost sounds like a follow-up from Danae’s “Steaming Pyle” idea from last week.

You do not flush horse poop, you compost it, then it’s great for the garden. Yes, mini horses can be house broken.

Practicing to be a future president?

Oh so that’s what the toilet reference our Covid in Chief was telling us about. It took that many times to get the Daily Briefing to go down.

OK, I admit it, I was wrong. I seriously thought that Trump would go into the plumbing supply business after his last gig.

Traitor Trump flushed top secret papers down a toilet in the White House which has 28 fireplaces.

Lot of talk about trumpie flushin’ papers and stuff.

If he was a real ‘mericun, he’d a had a B B Q grill in the back yard.

Not just for burning hotdogs, but good for burning incriminating documents too.

I got me one. I love it.

I’m thinking horse patty pies would indeed take quite a bit of flushing. At least “My horse ate it.” is a bit more creative than the dog shaming we’ve done for years.

I swapped out the toilet in the Master bathroom. Bought a “chair-high” commercial super-flusher. As a bonus, it seems to have a coating that needs very little cleaning.

TDS strikes again in the comment section!

Oh lord, trying to flush horse apples? They may need to get a plumber on retainer….

I THINK FORREST GUMP SAID IT BEST….YOU JUST CAN’T FIX STUPID!

To unplug toilets, nothing works as well as a cherry bomb

If Liz II did that, it would be a royal flush.

The “newer” low flow toilets to save water work just the opposite. After a poop, you have to flush three or four times to get the bowl clean. When I replaced my toilets I got Kohlers assisted flush and it cleans the bowl 98% of the time.

You guys are morons if you think buying Russian oil is a great idea and green energy is going to be the greatest thing since sliced bread. Fossil fuel has more energy than any other form of energy. You can’t fly aircraft without oil and you can’t maintain heating without oil and all of the lithium is in China so we are supporting China and it’s agenda. What this president has done is set us back 20 years. He is stupid and has done more harm to the US than anybody else. Look at his record. He killed the Seal Team that killed Bin Laden, He’s the one that got Social Security taxed. Before it wasn’t. He was the one that refused to provide help to the South Vietnamese flee Saigon.

Possibly?

“Too obvious. Praying for a twist getting off politics. Your move, Wiley.”

No, no. Keep right on doing exactly what you decide to do, please.

Subtle… Love it! However Danae is much more intelligent than most members of the Drumpf family!

Does Trump still have security clearance? If “Yes” then why?

Is @Concretionist the only subscriber with an original thought here? Everyone else is just Reactionary?

Lucy has been here for decades and they’re JUST getting round to the toilet training??

Better question—is Trump toilet trained??

That line about toilet training Lucy is just a bunch of horse < bleep >

Hmm … could this qualify as trickle-down-theory?

… and who’s going to search for the evidence?

About 10 years ago our local paper had a column wherein anonymous people could put in their two cents worth. Eventually this devolved into a lot of hate speech. The trolls took over. Some of them were shown to be from Russia. It seems to me this is happening here. I appreciate humor. I don’t appreciate hate.