Take care, may obscure Minnesota Golden Gopher football place kicker Adam “Hey I’m The Only One On The Team Who Makes It FOOTball” Puntord be with you, and gesundheit.
The first mole sticks his head out of the hole and says “I smell pancakes!”
The second mole sticks his head out of the hole and says “I smell syrup!”
The last mole tries to stick his head out of the hole, but gets stuck behind the other two, so he said “All I smell is molasses.”
A man with a huge bandage on his face is walking to his office. The receptionist sees the bandage and asks, “Oh, my goodness, were you in an accident?”
The man says, “No, I did it myself.”
The receptionist asks, “Shaving? That’s a big bandage for shaving!”
“No, not shaving, I ripped a mole off my face”
“You should never do that, you need to see a Doctor to have a mole removed!”
_"No, what I need is to stop looking into burrows in the yard, is what I need!"
I remember an episode of Victoria on PBS where a boy entered over the wall of Buckingham Palace and caused things to disappear before he was captured. Now, I know that wasn’t just an interesting story invented by the producer, but a real person called, Edward Jones.
Last Tuesday the President got off the helicopter in front of the White House carrying a baby piglet under each arm. The squared-away Marine guard snapped to attention and saluted, “Nice Pigs, Sir”.
The President replied, "These are not Pigs. These are Authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for the Vice-President and I got one for the Speaker of the House.
The squared-away Marine guard again snapped to attention, saluted, and said, “Excellent trade, Sir.”.
monkeysky almost 3 years ago
Yikes, I thought burrs were painful and annoying
Templo S.U.D. almost 3 years ago
was Jedward Eones dared by his mates to do such a childish feat?
Charlie Fogwhistle almost 3 years ago
Queen Elizabeth II had her own intruder.
https://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/life-style/spotlight/armed-intruder-arrested-at-windsor-castle-it-wouldnt-have-been-the-first-time/articleshow/88547218.cms
therese_callahan2002 almost 3 years ago
Hence the origin of Victoria’s Secret.
khmo almost 3 years ago
Grammar School humor
Huckleberry Hiroshima almost 3 years ago
I’m sure the earthworms are grateful.
Take care, may obscure Minnesota Golden Gopher football place kicker Adam “Hey I’m The Only One On The Team Who Makes It FOOTball” Puntord be with you, and gesundheit.
JDP_Huntington Beach almost 3 years ago
Who knew that moles were so fastidious?
Three Moles are in a burrow.
The first mole sticks his head out of the hole and says “I smell pancakes!”
The second mole sticks his head out of the hole and says “I smell syrup!”
The last mole tries to stick his head out of the hole, but gets stuck behind the other two, so he said “All I smell is molasses.”
A man with a huge bandage on his face is walking to his office. The receptionist sees the bandage and asks, “Oh, my goodness, were you in an accident?”
The man says, “No, I did it myself.”
The receptionist asks, “Shaving? That’s a big bandage for shaving!”
“No, not shaving, I ripped a mole off my face”
“You should never do that, you need to see a Doctor to have a mole removed!”
_"No, what I need is to stop looking into burrows in the yard, is what I need!"
Technicholls almost 3 years ago
Isn’t Edward Jones a Financial Adviser? (https://www.edwardjones.com)
drewhollan almost 3 years ago
Just don’t bend over……
preacherman Premium Member almost 3 years ago
I remember an episode of Victoria on PBS where a boy entered over the wall of Buckingham Palace and caused things to disappear before he was captured. Now, I know that wasn’t just an interesting story invented by the producer, but a real person called, Edward Jones.
Saddenedby Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Edward – entrepreneur or pervert. the forbidden fruit. I get worm soily poo all over my hands when I go fishing.
oakie817 almost 3 years ago
that’s how i eat earthworms too…to understand ed jones check out the queen when she was young
markhughw almost 3 years ago
The skin is the best part
FassEddie almost 3 years ago
So this teenager had Queen Victoria’s massive bloomers shoved down his pants?
Maybe he was just trying to stay warm.
paranormal almost 3 years ago
Edward Jones, that cheeky monkey!!!
FassEddie almost 3 years ago
There were three moles in a burrow. Papa mole, Mama mole, and Baby mole.
Papa mole sticks his head out the entrance, & says “I smell maple syrup!”
Mama mole does the same thing, and says “I smell honey!”
Baby mole in the back, says “I smell mole-asses!”
schaefer jim almost 3 years ago
Oh I get it now, said the slow learner.
schaefer jim almost 3 years ago
Oh yeah, did Eddie get hung?
tee929 almost 3 years ago
For the moles is that a “blind taste test”?
mindjob almost 3 years ago
THE PRESIDENT AND THE TWO HOGS
Last Tuesday the President got off the helicopter in front of the White House carrying a baby piglet under each arm. The squared-away Marine guard snapped to attention and saluted, “Nice Pigs, Sir”.
The President replied, "These are not Pigs. These are Authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for the Vice-President and I got one for the Speaker of the House.
The squared-away Marine guard again snapped to attention, saluted, and said, “Excellent trade, Sir.”.