Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for March 02, 2022

Yikes, I thought burrs were painful and annoying

was Jedward Eones dared by his mates to do such a childish feat?

Queen Elizabeth II had her own intruder.

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Hence the origin of Victoria’s Secret.

Grammar School humor

I’m sure the earthworms are grateful.

Take care, may obscure Minnesota Golden Gopher football place kicker Adam “Hey I’m The Only One On The Team Who Makes It FOOTball” Puntord be with you, and gesundheit.

Who knew that moles were so fastidious?

Three Moles are in a burrow.

The first mole sticks his head out of the hole and says “I smell pancakes!”

The second mole sticks his head out of the hole and says “I smell syrup!”

The last mole tries to stick his head out of the hole, but gets stuck behind the other two, so he said “All I smell is molasses.”

A man with a huge bandage on his face is walking to his office. The receptionist sees the bandage and asks, “Oh, my goodness, were you in an accident?”

The man says, “No, I did it myself.”

The receptionist asks, “Shaving? That’s a big bandage for shaving!”

“No, not shaving, I ripped a mole off my face”

“You should never do that, you need to see a Doctor to have a mole removed!”

_"No, what I need is to stop looking into burrows in the yard, is what I need!"

Isn’t Edward Jones a Financial Adviser? (https://www.edwardjones.com)

Just don’t bend over……

I remember an episode of Victoria on PBS where a boy entered over the wall of Buckingham Palace and caused things to disappear before he was captured. Now, I know that wasn’t just an interesting story invented by the producer, but a real person called, Edward Jones.

Edward – entrepreneur or pervert. the forbidden fruit. I get worm soily poo all over my hands when I go fishing.

that’s how i eat earthworms too…to understand ed jones check out the queen when she was young

The skin is the best part

So this teenager had Queen Victoria’s massive bloomers shoved down his pants?

Maybe he was just trying to stay warm.

Edward Jones, that cheeky monkey!!!

There were three moles in a burrow. Papa mole, Mama mole, and Baby mole.

Papa mole sticks his head out the entrance, & says “I smell maple syrup!”

Mama mole does the same thing, and says “I smell honey!”

Baby mole in the back, says “I smell mole-asses!”

Oh I get it now, said the slow learner.

Oh yeah, did Eddie get hung?

For the moles is that a “blind taste test”?

THE PRESIDENT AND THE TWO HOGS

Last Tuesday the President got off the helicopter in front of the White House carrying a baby piglet under each arm. The squared-away Marine guard snapped to attention and saluted, “Nice Pigs, Sir”.

The President replied, "These are not Pigs. These are Authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for the Vice-President and I got one for the Speaker of the House.

The squared-away Marine guard again snapped to attention, saluted, and said, “Excellent trade, Sir.”.