The first mole sticks his head out of the hole and says “I smell pancakes!”
The second mole sticks his head out of the hole and says “I smell syrup!”
The last mole tries to stick his head out of the hole, but gets stuck behind the other two, so he said “All I smell is molasses.”
A man with a huge bandage on his face is walking to his office. The receptionist sees the bandage and asks, “Oh, my goodness, were you in an accident?”
The man says, “No, I did it myself.”
The receptionist asks, “Shaving? That’s a big bandage for shaving!”
“No, not shaving, I ripped a mole off my face”
“You should never do that, you need to see a Doctor to have a mole removed!”
_"No, what I need is to stop looking into burrows in the yard, is what I need!"
Who knew that moles were so fastidious?
Three Moles are in a burrow.
The first mole sticks his head out of the hole and says “I smell pancakes!”
The second mole sticks his head out of the hole and says “I smell syrup!”
The last mole tries to stick his head out of the hole, but gets stuck behind the other two, so he said “All I smell is molasses.”
A man with a huge bandage on his face is walking to his office. The receptionist sees the bandage and asks, “Oh, my goodness, were you in an accident?”
The man says, “No, I did it myself.”
The receptionist asks, “Shaving? That’s a big bandage for shaving!”
“No, not shaving, I ripped a mole off my face”
“You should never do that, you need to see a Doctor to have a mole removed!”
_"No, what I need is to stop looking into burrows in the yard, is what I need!"