The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for March 04, 2022

Hard to exercise when you at oxidize, eh Ironman?

Could be irony overload?

A little WD-40 will fix you right up. Just like Red Green said: “If it doesn’t move and it should, WD-40. …”

“Normally I’d give it a tap with my little rubber hammer but I’m afraid it would leave a mark.” or “I’m Dr. Denton. Let me get my little rubber hammer and give it a few whacks.”

Does Ironman take an iron supplement?

If he was a cattle thief, it would be Rustler’s leg syndrome.

doc’s been at this a while – he’s not rusty at all…

Wrong Doctor….Strange.

LOL! The doc urges him to maintain his physical well being….or he’ll end up like the Tin man in OZ!

Well I kneeded that this morning.

Does rustless leg syndrome keep you awake at night?

Do you lube regularly?

GOOD ONE!!!!! Shared.

Ozzy? Is that you?

Another great GM product, no rust-free primer and the paint evaporates.

You’ve been eating salt water taffy, haven’t you?

You realize that’s a man in a suit, not an android or even a cyborg, right?

The poster on the wall makes it look like the doctor is an ENT. Why is he examining a leg?

A real groaner – but in a good way.