Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for March 01, 2022

That’s some maths you’re doing there, Andy.

Why would he bother totaling a debt he never intended to pay?

@Number Three Today’s strip IS funny our Hero Mr Andrew Capp’s selective memory is priceless :o) my avatar is a spoof of how some men think that they look as handsome as Brad Pitt when actually look as goofy as r bean , when I look in a mirror i am surprised to se a 77year old man looking at me, how was your day? our day should be busy but we will cope I hope we are both in a good mood no errands to run or shopping to do , just stay inside the house and keep hydrated Keep safe and see you when you come back young Lady

Affie needs to go behind the mirror and fish that bloke out ‘oo keeps lookin’ at ’im through the replaced mirror glass, with the clear pane.

I’m not allowed to play darts…too many holes in the wall.

Work that one out, Andy….

https://www.mirror.co.uk/lifestyle/cartoons/andy-capp/andy-capp-1st-march-2022-26305813

He never seems to work—period!!

That because Flo, he can’t read his own handwriting on all those I.O.U.’s.

That is what happens when you are dealing with the mind of a child.

He knows he just doesn’t care how much he owes.

Andy has his priorities.

That dart in the middle panel looks like Buck Rogers’ spaceship.

Hmmm . . . New math?

Doesn’t that only add up to 123?

Andy’s a specialist, he only knows darts.

Andy believes in knowing what he needs not what he owes.

Today is Shrove Tuesday and also Saint David’s Day. Saint David was a Welsh saint who is Patron Saint of Wales. He is remembered as having lived a very strict life even by monastic standards as his monastery forbade the drinking of alcohol and even milk. Saint David and his monks only drank water. They abstained from meat and from animal farming and even refused to use animals for farm work.

Selective knowledge!

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@Afficionado

Hey, Affie.

As you already know, I won’t be commenting for a while. I’ll be back on 18th April as I don’t comment on weekends anyway. So direct your comments to Ling and the rest of the Cappers. We all love seeing you post here no matter who your comment is aimed at, I will miss you a bit more than the others. Oops! Did I say that out loud?

I will be giving a pint of my lifesaving blood on 12th April. So 6 days after that, I’ll let you know how it went. I won’t know which hospital it’s been sent to that soon. It takes around 9-14 days to find out.

Stay safe, stay well, stay warm and stay happy, pal. Going to miss you all very much. I said to RJM earlier that there is a possibility I might not even manage the whole thing. But God loves a tryer.

Sadly, I’ve never been that good at math. Thank goodness for calculators.

Reminds me of a gag which I think I saw on The Mary Tyler Moore Show. Ted Baxter (Ted Knight), ever the cheapskate and not the brightest, can’t figure out, at 7:25 PM, what time it will be in 20 minutes. Murray (Gavin McLeod) tells him to just put dollar signs in front of the numbers. Ted, of course, immediately comes up with the answer, 7:45 PM.