Agnes by Tony Cochran for March 03, 2022

I actually love buttered saltines.

Yes, Trout, you do have a cute little upturned, button nose … cough

What the heck is that…that…thing crawling over the dresser? Shudder

Look at it, it changed shape..yikes!

Trout has weird illusions concerning her physical appearance.

I was thinking most crumbs would land on her shoes, they cover most of the floor.

i always get confused about whether it should be “fleshy stalactite” or “fleshy stalagmite”…

Tried something new the other day. First take a cracker, spread crunchy peanut butter, then cream cheese and finally your favorite jam or jelly. Turned out pretty good. Or maybe I was just real hungry.

Start with club crackers, they taste buttery to start with…..and sadly/mostly lost in the supply chain somewhere.

I’ll stick with pretzels dipped in almond butter

Not THAT cute……

Agnes, that is disgusting.

Illusions and delusions help many get through the day.

Is that what your mother has told you, Trout?

As for Agnes and the whole situation of buttered crumbs sticking to her nose — no comment.