Adult Children by Stephen Beals for February 26, 2022

After working three years in the children’s area of the library, I can attest that every word of this one is true.

Stupid people should never reproduce. And yet they still do!

Wishful thinking for panel 2: “Because you allowed YOUR child behind the counter, your entire family is banned.”

That reminds me. I’ve got to swing by Walmart.

It takes all kind of people….good, bad and sad!

Throw them out with a lifetime ban.

This got dark

What a brat! Perfect teaching moment for him AND his parents. Call Security and scare the hell out all of them!

Nobody should reproduce.

Let ‘em have it. They can deal with the sugar loaded creature at home.

Let’s see … that’s about 6 dozen cookies worth of dough at $5 each. $30 You can pay at checkout.

Next time keep control of your crotch goblin.

Since the kid is eating raw cookie dough, his parents should worry about salmonella. Their kid could be really sick in a few hours.

Louder for the ones in the back, Tabby.

That’s also analogous for life in general.

One time at the aquarium I told my son he couldn’t go behind the information desk and the woman working there said “but look how confident he is! Maybe he can take over for a bit and I can go get ice cream” and that was actually pretty funny.