Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for March 20, 2022

Boy are you two in for a big surprise.

There is always a catch!

The previous tenants moved out after listening to “Amazing Grace” once too often.

Hey, I played the pipes. Not well, but I played them…

I visited a schoolmate in Switzerland many years ago. His apartment was just above the back of a supermarket that took deliveries every morning at 4 am.

…now offering night classes!

I love the sound of bagpipes!

check out the snakecharmer on youtube…heavy metal bagpipes…she’s awesome

That apartment is going to be trashed if you leave the door open.

There are times you need to look a real cheapie up close and personal, before it’s too late.

Location, location, location!

Agatha Christie showed us that a cheap flat isn’t a good deal at all.

Hope that you didn’t sign a lease….

Why are bagpipe players always marching around?

They are trying to get away from the god-awful noise.

You will.

T’ain’t nuttin’ wrong wit da pipes, Laddie!

and the person in the flat next door loves polka music…

I love the pipes. But I wouldn’t want to listen to them played badly all day long. The same thing goes for electric guitar, tuba… Any musical instrument, really.