Brevity by Dan Thompson for March 12, 2022

Once they find out her name, she’ll still be a Flying Saucer.

I never sausage a fast saucer, but I hope they do have her name on pepper.

People want to meat their pizza maker, and crust that they’ll get what they ordered.

Cheese, it’s a big responsibility… not mushroom for error.

amazing how fast she is considering she’s been hitting the sauce…

She sure is saucy.

She was (is) a magician. Through sleight of hand, she discovered some evidence against a mobster. She’s in Witness Protection.

Loved the pun.

This one threw me at first. I’ve heard of flying saucers, and I’ve heard of unidentified flying objects, but unidentified flying saucer sounds like an oxymoron.

Cheese Louise!

The “swirl” lines give the speed away.

A bit cheesey

This is alien to me because I don’t understand it.

This is just temporary. She really has a pie in the sky dream of becoming a dough stretcher.