Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for March 10, 2022

No punishment for the destructive act?? You’re getting soft, Rob. Or you were 12 years ago…

Bucky just discovered this “old” Siamese tradition.

“That’s NOT throwing up. It’s retrieving my hairball collection. I’m going to knit some earmuffs for you.”

Satch isn’t buying it. He knows it ain’t over till the feline yowls.

Satchel has a guilty look, like maybe he has “observed that tradition” all over the carpet already!

No, that’s his regular look. You know, like this is just another day, same Bucky.

Why is Satchel braced against the couch back?

You mean liberal vegan pinkus is being intolerant of another cultures traditions? Revoke his union card.

Get rid of all glass and use plastic or paper cups instead.

I broke a glass lampshade on the carpet by accident. A year later, I’m still finding tiny shards in the carpet. Hairballs on the carpet are much, much easier to clean up.

Rob is racist – We need to cancel him immediately!