The Grizzwells by Bill Schorr for March 18, 2022

Imagine U.S. president James Abram Garfield using that kind of app; I’ve read that he wrote Latin with one hand and Greek with the other.

He may be ambidextrous but he’s definitely lame.

first off Pierpoint, hold the phone in landscape orientation…!.

Your other left, dummy.

Put me in Pierpoint’s camp.

My smart phone is smarter than I am.

Bill Schorr must be a Dr. Phil fan. He’ll listen to his guests babble or bicker with one another, then chime in with “Well, that’s [number] minutes of my life I’ll never get back.”

My wife is left handed, tried to teach how to swim shortly after we were married, gave up after an hour and never tried to teach her any thing again,

Ambidextrous can be a pain, right and left are the same because you have not internalised the difference as a kid by having a favourite hand so you need to think first which way is right or left. My husband bought me a car wheel cover with “right” and “left” written on it. It was intended as a joke, it was the best present he could offer me. He also learned to watch the direction I am pointing at when I am giving direction, because my hand is showing the right way but my words are not to be trusted. “Turn right” I say while pointing left.

Good lord! Pierpoint is hard-wired for failure!

This puts me in the oh-so-awkward position of agreeing with Warren….