Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 03, 2022

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    BE THIS GUY  over 2 years ago

    And you have the freedom to ignore the social media posts you’re not interested in.

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    hariseldon59  over 2 years ago

    Thats three Bobs in as many days.

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    Bilan  over 2 years ago

    This is not like social media. In social media, you don’t even have to say “Hi” for someone to slam you with their opinion.

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    BasilBruce  over 2 years ago

    And how is this cafe different from all the others?

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    Comicfan (C)  over 2 years ago

    Why did he go there in the first place

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    Truth Seeker  over 2 years ago

    Could also be if what if real life were like the go comics comment section!

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    Cornelius Noodleman  over 2 years ago

    I talk to myself.

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    blunebottle  over 2 years ago

    I don’t attend.

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    ronaldspence  over 2 years ago

    All things in moderation…

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    nicka93  over 2 years ago

    There is an off switch somewhere on the devices.

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    rekam Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Not on social media and never want to be.

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    iggyman  over 2 years ago

    My favorite one was “World War 2 bomber found on the Moon” in the now defunct Weekly World News. Social media put it out of business!

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    Gent  over 2 years ago

    It still better than the the lying paid propaganda peddling mainstream media café. They serve you muddy water and tell you its coffee.

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    some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Was someone mean to Mr. Pastis on Twitter again?

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    dadoctah  over 2 years ago

    Remember when social media was mostly just people taking pictures of their food?

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    franki_g  over 2 years ago

    bad apps,

    bad apps,

    bad apps, bad apps, bad apps,

    bad apps,

    bad aaaaaaaaapps

    ba, ba, ba, bad apps

    ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba-ba,

    bad apps

    (sung to the Pink Panther theme)

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    mail2jbl  over 2 years ago

    Cartoon Boy bitching about social media again. Thumbs down.

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    Ignatz Premium Member over 2 years ago

    You could be nice about the guy whose uncle died.

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    The Joke Explainer Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Gocomics is the only Social Media site I go to before noon.

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    cornshell  over 2 years ago

    This is so Meta!

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Rat keeping it real as always

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    Pgalden1 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    In weaning myself off FB I Discovered several things: 1) on FB, I felt I was in touch up-to-date with friends and family…that’s a myth. Posts are Nothing like reality of what these loved ones are experiencing 2) I love seeing photos, so I do miss those. Now I ask for them to be shared by email. 3) phone visits are wonderful when distances are too far for personal visits 4) it took a bit of weaning, but not terribly difficult .. And the fuller relationships plus peace of mind is grand

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    Ellis97  over 2 years ago

    Social media is tearing us apart.

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    Willywise52 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Daily.Constantly.

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    Steverino Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Remember, if you aren’t paying, you aren’t the customer.

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    bluegrassfan  over 2 years ago

    It is your right to be wrong.

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    Aficionado  over 2 years ago

    I gave up Facebook several years ago and soon realized that I was, and I still am, significantly better off without its net negative influence.

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    Eristic  over 2 years ago

    That next to last panel reminds me of Ralph Steadman’s style.

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    chris_o42  over 2 years ago

    Nailed it, Pastis!

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    Zebrastripes  over 2 years ago

    Our society is OUT IF CONTROL!

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  over 2 years ago

    Social media seems to give people more room to be narcissistic then they would otherwise. Rat likely hates it because social media makes him just big mouthed fish in an extremely crowded pond.

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    Goat from PBS  over 2 years ago

    The ironic thing is that Stephan Pastis has a social media account.

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    Viktor Sirin  over 2 years ago

    “All that’s necessary for the forces of evil to win in the world is for enough good men to do nothing.” *

    We’re too late?

    (Quote attributed to Edmund Burke, but the closest to it actually found in his writings is: “When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall one by one, an unpitied sacrifice in a contemptible struggle.”

    See: https://tartarus.org/martin/essays/burkequote2.html for a more detailed discussion)

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    diskus Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Ten years ago https://www.gocomics.com/culdesac/2022/04/03?ct=v&cti=1498567

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    Aladar30 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Not so far from reality.

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    robcarroll1213  over 2 years ago

    I’d comment on today’s strip but I need to post about my kids WHO ARE THE BEST IN THE WORLD AND EVERYONE ON SOCIAL MEDIA LOOKS FORWARD TO THESE POSTS I’M SURE!

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    raybarb44  over 2 years ago

    What’s an app? Why are they used? Seems like the solution is just don’t use apps….

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    zeexenon  over 2 years ago

    For managers, it’s called kick ass and take names … plus revenge at rating time.

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    KEA  over 2 years ago

    Don’t worry, Be happy…

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    donwestonmysteries  over 2 years ago

    Don’t do Facebook anymore for this very reason.

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    Malcome1  over 2 years ago

    I peeked into my FB account after a near 2 year reprieve. What a mess. I only keep it as backup for friends that use the FB messenger for serious announcements.

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    Eric S   over 2 years ago

    you forgot cat pictures/videos and pictures of food.

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    gldoutt Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Let’s just call it antisocial media

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    donut reply  over 2 years ago

    Thus is the reason I don’t have a Facebook account.

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    Bwingblue1  over 2 years ago

    The infallible method of dealing with social media is to simply ignore it all and not participate….period. I have never been a part of it and never will, and have always considered it to be a bad idea. If I’m in the mood to socialize I do it in person or over the phone.

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    Laurie Stoker Premium Member over 2 years ago

    You need to send thost “bad apps” to the cornfield, Pig.

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    Sisyphos  over 2 years ago

    The Machine Wars are being won by the Machines and their insidious Fifth Column, the Apps. Take a hint: Protagonist-Guy in the story is a Redshirt Guy, and we all know what that means!…

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    mholding  over 2 years ago

    which is all of them

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    nomomaniacs  over 2 years ago

    Rip-off of Dave Chapelle!

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