Mike du Jour by Mike Lester for March 08, 2022

An few more adjectives, we can call him Ratatouille

Well, it worked for Jay Leno.

Su sure knows how to pick ’em. Are these all blind dates?

“What kind of Gourd am I?, …”

I think I remember Robert Goulet singing that!

Parmigiana head.

Is she in search of something else shaped like an eggplant?

“Sweet Aubergine”

A trouble with Limericks is that you can’t reasonably add a line.