Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for February 26, 2022

The melody haunts my reverie.

How long does it really take to poop?

If it’s taking you a while to actually use the facilities, that’s another story. According to a study recently published in the (kind of ickily named, in context) journal Soft Matter and highlighted by New Scientist, the average mammal — regardless of size — takes just 12 seconds to poop.

In fact, both animals will probably get the job done in less than 30 seconds, a new study finds. Humans would probably fit in that time frame too, says Patricia Yang, a mechanical engineering graduate student at the Georgia Institute of Technology in Atlanta. That’s because elephants, cats and people all excrete cylindrical poop.

Ah, the Toot Uncommon.  It takes many generations of consanguineous parents to produce this.

My poop is hexagonal, Mr. Smartypoop.

Just imagine, they were inside those baskets until the unfurlment.

I hesitate to point this out, but while one Rhythms-of-Nature guy is tooting… the other guy is teresa-ing.

Luke Skywalker,, his Wombats and before hitting the target ate Chinese. It was Wonton Soup and Snow Peas, roota toot toot…

What a couple of asps…

Posted in the Bath Mat Factory break room, with the legend:

PROPER EMPLOYEES REMAIN FURLED IN PUBLIC

So that’s how the tradition of breaking wind in front of a languid sine curve got started.

…alone, Jake & Howard, broke the internet…

…just no one knew it…

…back in the day…

…me and Julio got on the cover of Newsweek…

…now,no one cares…

…boring …

…how can dope still not be legal in Ohio…

…while encouraging your son or daughter be transgender is illegal in Texas?…

…(yet, it’s against your Constitutional rights to be forced to wear a mask)…

…“The Ku Klux Klan will control you…

…still, you’ll think it’s natural…

…you too will meet the secret police…

…they’ll jail you and draft your niece”…

…Natty Daddy 16oz. six packs on sale now at Speedway …

…you decide…

It was his yearning to break free that caused it.

The moon has 1/4 the gravity of earth, a man could pee spell his name out 3 times longer than on earth.

All I’m saying is that NEWS is an acronym for:North, East, West, South

Russian army deploys its TOS-1 heavy flamethrower, capable of vaporizing human bodies, near Ukrainian border

These 2 look familiar to an FA of long past … but I need an archivist to help unfurl the memory due to a brain fart …er… toot …!

I poop, therefore I am.

They don’t have a pot to pea in.

So much attention paid to unfurlment (and on close perusal, it appears to me they are urfurling from within baskets or some similar kind of container, such as a ceramic bowl; probably not a porcelain bowl, though)!

Not enough attention given, IMO, to their Egyptianizing eyes, despite their overall Indian “look,” and to the rhythms of Nature that dictate toots, farts, and defecations as surely as any cyclic function you might think of!

The unfurler on the left has some nice highlights in his hair.