Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for March 09, 2022

No raise does not get the best work.

Looks like Steve will be joining the Spook in the ******* dungeon.

They had Doritos in the Middle Ages? Good advertising for the Doritos people. I doubt the cartoonist is making any money for product placement.

No parachronisms here

I want some Doritos.

The 24 hour news cycle is an insomniacs delight. Even when nothings happening, somethings happening. Notice the really important stuff gets dropped late Friday afternoon when no one is watching. Things like invasions, tax fraud and Federal indictments.

This $h!t’s coming down real quick! :D

And after eating those Doritos he’s going to breathe in your face. Ew, David.

Doritos Inc paid a nice gratuity for the advertising in today’s comic. Believe It or Not!

Which flavor?

Evidently, Steve took one too many Dorito breaks while on duty.

I’m gonna go for S&V potato chips, kettle brand. . .or maybe chocolate. . .

that is a very short guard tower

Doritos proudly provided by the Huns.

Sounds like….

Lashing out to the world. During the night…

Wow second comic in a row with grawlix. High gas and no raise would make anyone bat$&@! crazy

First panel: So apropos for today….

I miss the old/original Sour Cream and Onion Doritos. Not the new “throwback” version. The old, bad for you, great tasting Sour Cream and Onion Doritos.

Those aren’t news. News would be if it’s something new and interesting. That’s everyday life.

Every disappointment has a solace.

I eat Doritos loudly also, just like the loud crunching in the commercials.

Or the Russians are coming. Eat drink and be merry….

tellin’ it like it is

The news is depressing, but I wouldn’t eat an entire bag of Doritos. Too much can give me heartburn!