Free Range by Bill Whitehead for March 07, 2022

“Father” of all that’s unholy.

Next Sunday there’ll be a whoopie cushion under the altar.

I’d rather deal with the fire-n-brimstone message than the shock-n-awe.

Don’t MASS around with pastor Federson!

About the only ‘REAL’ thing about religion/superstition.

https://youtu.be/frI5y6tNsZg

If that’s what it takes – kudos. At least he is trying for the positive in life.

It’s slightly safer than the squirting rose gag.

I heard he’s got a pair of stilts so he can lift his congregation to great heights during prayer aaaaaaaaaaaamen

In response the congregation left Monopoly money in next weeks basket.

Now go back in and shake hands with all the people that fell asleep during your sermon.

“Happy, happy, joy, joy!”