Scary Gary by Mark Buford for March 08, 2022

I don’t remember seeing any vampires with a receding chin on any of the movie posters.

That’s right, Gary. You just keep telling yourself that.

Two can play that game, Gary…be prepared for a “surprise”!

Do you think there will be cosmic laughter the first time Robert Pattinson says, “I’m Batman!?”

It’s somewhere under all that necrotic blubber!

Of course this going to be a better love story than Twilight.

Wait ’til she sees your waist line.

Gary’s hoping and a wishin she won’t notice….she could be doing the same…LOL

Disappointment ahead — afang — a certainty.

No, Gary, you don’t, honey. But be yourself. She’ll be charmed, I’m sure.

I’m seeing a pint of ice cream and tears in Gary’s future, oh, and some obligatory taunting by Leopold.

This will not end well for Gary. We all know that.

Besides, I’m not convinced Gary even has a chin!