Scary Gary by Mark Buford for March 07, 2022

Maybe Gary got a “swipe right” from Kong.

I guess I’ll never understand vampire dating.

Gary should know better by now, don’t ask favors from Leo! He’s always ready to sabotage him any chance he gets!

You should answer the wink Gary. You never know how it will turn out.

Dip him in tar and take a picture of the tar. Hmmm, in glitter maybe?

Ahem…Why would a vampire, one of the undead, use a dating app for demons? Is he implying that vampires are a form of demon? A distant relation, perhaps? Not being from Transylvania, my knowledge is limited.

Maybe Dian Fossey will give you a swipe-right, though I doubt she would use that app. Maybe you could date Buffy, since you are reformed.

Remember the end of the movie Trading Places?

Now we’ll have to call him Hairy Gary!

Dating apps for desperate demons? Gah! Gary, try the Hammered Henchman bar scene again! (I love seeing Gary get rejected by all the various women there….)