Scary Gary by Mark Buford for March 11, 2022

what happens when you eat a vampire? or maybe when somebody else eats a vampire.

But, uh, Sheila, since you can shape shift, how about shifting into something more attractive?

The possibilities are mind-boggling…and mostly revolting! :D

Take two cars, else you will need to drive her back when the fun is over.

She’s right up his alley!

Maybe later, if you’re lucky, she’ll shift into a shape you like.

Boom. Back in the saddle.

How many pizza delivery people go into a Pizza roll??

Wise play Gary!

The way to a vampire’s heart, is…..

Sheila’s a cheap date. Gary didn’t even have too wine and dine her. The crazy ones can be fun, but usually not worth it in the long run; unless you are Leopold, then crazy is as crazy does.

Pizza overcomes all! And maybe pizza rolls, too.

If you can get Sheila Shape-shifter to repeat her “Bethany” bit, you could even get lucky, Gary!

Talk his last. Share his goals.