Agnes by Tony Cochran for March 11, 2022

Yes…heh heh heh…

I hope lobsters don’t scream when they’re dropped (alive) in boiling water!!

we’ve got smashing pumpkins and the red hot chili peppers – screaming peas would work…

They are frozen so that when you drop the bag they roll all over the kitchen and under the fridge…

There’s a certain mad logic to that.

They freeze them, inside their pods at first, to stifle their creams!

Oh no, Grandma, give peas a chance!

( ͡~ ﹏ʖ ͡~ )

“The Distant Sound of Moaning Peas”. I like that for a title, maybe Sci-Fi.

Just add an S, to my above comment!

How is Grandma hugging a hot pot on the stove?

I hope garden snakes don’t scream when you accidentally run over them with the power mower

I’m never gonna eat peas again. Finally, a legitimate excuse. :)

Random musings:

In the freezer, no one can hear you scream . . .

They’re frozen so you can use them as a makeshift ice pack — but don’t eat them afterwards. My wife and I had a package in our freezer for months, just for that purpose, and we both knew they were not to be taken internally.

“It works, doesn’t it?”