Diamond Lil by Brett Koth for March 08, 2022

Good thing you didn’t order the SOS!

he’s just upset that the corned beef didn’t contain any corn…

Corned beef is brined with peppercorns.

I remember eating creamed beef on toast points…lol

Was that “cob” the kind which is a horse, or the kind which is a swan?

Roughage.

1) Did he try their peach cobbler?

2) Was the diner named Cornucopia?

“And my fish had a stick in it…”

Nope, it was a turkey knuckle …!

must have been last thing cow ate

…and they didn’t get all the hair off the buffalo wings.

Everybody is especially funny today! But eeww! :-D