Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for April 03, 2022

The big shopping cart comes with a lien on your mortgage.

We made him buy his own, if he wanted steak.

I was in a grocery store late last night (after 10pm) that had a bunch of teenage girls come in. They tried to get two girls into a cart and speed down the aisle. They didn’t get too far before one of the workers told them they could only have one girl in one cart. And, they can’t speed. The girls complied, but they also didn’t keep using the carts. Not fun anymore.

What about families with teenage girls?

We need a cart like that for the animal run. You know—50 lb. bag of dog food, cat food, litter, etc.

Did Momma change strips?

I like the new ones in our markets made for seniors, just big enough to buy a $100 dollars worth of groceries.

Where are the shopping carts with a messed up wheel that keeps going in circles???

I have grown stonger over the years. When I was young, I could barely carry 25 dollars worth groceries. Now I can easyly carry 50 dollars in each hand.

Yes

Like Jeremy Duncan for example?

What about parents with big babies?