Brevity by Dan Thompson for March 17, 2022

I hope that dew wasn’t contaminated, She will get a yeast infection…

OK, as a person who admittedly has to wear athletic shoes because of the distances I’m willing to go just to make a pun…

and as someone who regularly stretches the language to its breaking point….

I still have to say that some puns are just not worth the elaborate set-up necessary to make them.

 

Now, I’m not saying this is necessarily one of those…

I don’t go on a cartoonist’s forum to throw brickbats.

But I hope Dan will forgive me this time….

if, while at yeast I don’t pan it, I don’t bring him any flours for it, either.

Sometimes his puns are quite rye … other times they donut quite rise to the occasion.

That’s all I knead to say.

I was actually hoping for a little more levity this morning.

It’s supposed to be colder tomorrow; she’ll probably frost the cakes then.

And nothing to do with Mountain Dew.

Where was the dog?

Ooooo. That got a rise out of me.

Too far to go for a pun.

Give her a raise.

there’s barley a joke here

So many clever puns from the commenters. Clearly, you’re all well-bread.

It took a lot of crust to write a pun like that.