Reality Check by Dave Whamond for April 10, 2022

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    Superfrog  over 2 years ago

    That was just someones gut feeling.

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    C  over 2 years ago

    Crack jack wants that diploma back

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    Imagine  over 2 years ago

    And it’s easier than cutting through the rib cage.

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member over 2 years ago

    He left it in San Francisco!

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    whahoppened  over 2 years ago

    Put him back together with Velcro; it’ll be easier and quicker next time.

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    admiree2  over 2 years ago

    Hey Dave, you’ve got incoming from female surgeons. Duck and cover!

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    Doug K  over 2 years ago

    Well, if she heard it somewhere, it must be true.

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    ArtyD2 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Dr Cath’y

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    P51Strega  over 2 years ago

    It’s a shorter route than through the thigh. The incision for my dad’s valve replacement was through the thigh, up the artery and into the heart, all arthroscopically.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 2 years ago

    ♫ “The thigh bone’s connected to the … hip bone. ♫

    ♫ The hip bone’s connected to the … red thing. ♫

    ♫ The red thing’s connected to my … wristwatch. … Uh oh.”

    - – - as sung by Dr. Nick Riviera while performing surgery in an episode of The Simpsons

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    formathe  over 2 years ago

    Getting the throat sliced open again to remove the steel plate they put in wrong when they fused C5, 6 & 7. I am gonna get a zipper head tattooed at the end of the new scar in a year or two. The scar will run from my Carotid Artery on one side all the way across.

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    mountainclimber  over 2 years ago

    The woman who thinks the way to a man’s heart is thru his stomach is setting her sights too high.

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    Howard'sMyHero  over 2 years ago

    The door should read “CardiACK Warning” …!

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    Lightpainter  over 2 years ago

    Fired. Right now.

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    donut reply  over 2 years ago

    Just cut upward about a foot from there. That’s about how long my scar is.

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    Frankie Harvey-Shea  over 2 years ago

    Which makes as much sense as what men believe about women.

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    syzygy47  over 2 years ago

    Decent joke, but the first time I heard it, it was referenced to Dr Christian Barnard. Nowadays, you’d need to have a lot of bday candles like me (and an elephant’s memory) or be a Jeopardy nerd to know the name.

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