Close to Home by John McPherson for March 26, 2022

Whoa, Big Eddie, don’t let ‘nottin’ happen to our friend Bleeb.

Wow Big Eddie, your machine gun has no magazine…

Hey Bleeb look, it’s more of that famous ‘Close To Home’ email style @ sign carpeting.

Can’t let work get in the way of the appreciation of good craftsmanship!

See what you were missing. All it took was a little murder to brighten up your day.

This happened to us. I bought my grandparents house, one night we thought to look under the 40 year old carpet, sure enough, hard wood oak, started at 11 PM taring it out, only layer of dust so a damp mop and it was perfect. The carpet was not that bad so no PU!

Why didnt we see the floors before this? Moms gonna miss this carpet though…

They gotta keep track of their previous work!

But the pock marked walls – that’s another matter.

I’m thinking it’ll work. That particular section of carpet clashed with the other one.

(Green plaid alert)

Don’t get blood on that flooring please

I normally don’t fixate on such irrelevant minutia…but – is it my imagination, or is there a BUG at the far end of the rolled-up carpet, waving at us?!?

Careful Bleeb these are some bad dudes and they don’t like witnesses.

HGTV: Mafia Home Makeover.

It’s a real crime, I tell ya!