Prickly City by Scott Stantis for March 17, 2022

Child killer Putin needs to be removed NOW!

Wottsa big deal?

Putin is threatened by democracy. Putin hates democracy.

Guess which American party that also describes.

Never pray for the death of a king, you do not know who comes after him.

Yes, let’s just start world war III with a maniac who possesses nuclear weapons and we aren’t too sure whether or not he’ll use them. Good thinkin’ there Scott.

Don’t listen to anyone named Douchey.

Happy St. Patrick’s Day

Greener than Earth Day

Been gone for a bit, hey robby hood, missed me? I see Stanti’s dug himself some infantile quandary of wah. Hey right-wing populists out there, you still wanting to smoochin’ all over putzin’s A$$?……………………………….man! it’s great to be back…………………robby, fetch me some joe, whydon’tcha:

Biden shipped a billion dollars worth of military goods to Ukraine last year, as in 2021, his first year in office. He also trained Ukrainian forces in small unit combat, and I read yesterday that the Ukrainians are taking that equipment and training and having stopped Vlad 20 miles inside the border, are pushing him out, costing Vlad between 14-21% casualty rates. While the war isn’t over it is clear between American arms and global economics Vlad is turning into Sad and Flaccid.

If we didn’t see it coming, it’s because we didn’t want to. He did everything but tell everyone.

The sanctions are actually pretty brutal, Mr. Stantis. We are helping Ukraine and isolating Russia WITHOUT going to war.

Yeah Carmen, better to just complain while staring into a hole in the ground.

Home Depot might just give him anything he wants for free. The owner is a rabid trump fan, after all.

“For God’s sake, let us sit upon the ground and tell sad stories of our wretched life.”

The Soviet Union, when it existed, specialized in making nonstandard and odd-sized things. Vlad won’t have a problem there.