Strange Brew by John Deering for March 19, 2022

Right after this it turned ugly. As the Wiener was roasted on a open fire.

We tend to use that word to describe someone who’s unpleasant. “Oh my, what a wiener!” about a guy playing too loud music in a beater car, smoking, with danglies from his mirror…sitting beside us at the stop light.

Shouldn’t he be wearing protection?

He was just hot dogging.

Must have had a Royal Fizzbun.

Hot Dog!

He’s really relishing the moment.

Well HOT DOG!

The other players always thought they could ketchup, but they couldn’t mustard enough winning hands.

Is that Anthony Weiner? Look who he’s scr#&wing now.

Kinda reminds me of the genie story: A guy uncovers a magic lamp, he rubs it, and a genie pops out. Genie says "You freed me from the lamp and I will give you 3 wishes. Guy says ok-I want the fanciest car there is , and an unlimited supply of money. Poof. The wishes are granted. Genie says “That’s only 2 wishes, you have one more”. Guy says “I can’t think of another right now. Can I wish for it later”. Genie says “OK”.

Guy is driving along in his new car. He turns on the radio, hears his favorite jingle, and starts to sing along: “O I wish I were an Oscar Meyer Weiner”. Poof.

GROAN

Wurst pun ever here.

He was pulling in a lotta pot !!

the hot dog won? that’s the wurst…