Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for March 16, 2022

With those shoes. He just wanted to strut his way.

The astronaut wore Prada.

Some people refuse to sacrifice fashion for function.

I was just watching a sci fi show, and they were outside walking on the hull with magnetic boots, and I got to wondering how did they know when to break free so you could walk?

“Well, it was either these or my Crocs”.

I told you Chris. This crossdressing thing is gonna’ get you in trouble.

‘Heel Armstrong’….”Huston, we have a problem”

“…One Giant Leap for Mankind …” (Umm, forgot I said that)

Them fems. They never learns does they?

Shoeston, we have a problem.

Those are the wrong shoes for any surface.

The New York Dolls were just out of this world

Well, I never!

Millennial amendment: …Not that there’s anything wrong with them….

What a heel

Oh no! He broke a heel!!!

Next time, watch Michael Jackson videos to learn how to moonwalk.

https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=not+in+these+shoes+kirsty+maccoll

And this is why I use the alternate costume for Miranda in Mass Effect 2.

They should be the wrong shoes for any surface.

I don’t think Michael Jackson would have attempted Mooning walking in shoes like that!

Oh Achilles, you know you have issues with heels.

I bet Mick Jagger could do it.