Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for March 19, 2022

Bananas Foster pizza?

Any kind of fruit on pizza is just wrong.

You can get (so I’m told) baked bean and mashed potato pizza in the UK.

If you like pineapple on a pizza, go ahead. And I will continue to put catsup on hot dogs.

I once had a dessert with fried bananas, cheese and maple syrup in Indonesia. OMG was it good.

I think this is where Jane comes in with a distracting shake of her loin cloth and the chimp gets the spoils.

you know … Tarzan’s pelvis is kinda …….. !

Me just intrigued why Tarzan dye his hair blonde?

I suspect you could make an interesting pizza with fried plantains as a topping.

And I thought pineapple on pizza was bad!

… and get it with Ice Cream and Hot Fudge …

Can’t be any worse than pineapple and ham…

Canadian bacon, pineapple and Italian sausage, yummy!

Ugh!!!

Charlie the Australopithecine, his early days.

And rhesus pieces are forbidden.

I grew up poor and homemade pizza with cut up hot dogs was a regular thing. When I got older people thought I was weird so I stopped mentioning it.

That works for my famous “Things-hanging-out-in-the-fridge-or-on-the-countertop” pizza. It starts with a puree of over-ripe tomatoes(add spices to taste).

Bizarro also featured monkeys

Deep Dish Banana Split.

Pineapple is delicious. With tomato! YUM!

Pineapple doesn’t belong on pizza either.

https://babylonbee.com/news/pastors-weigh-in-does-pineapple-belong-on-pizza

In Africa bananas and plantains are an important source of nutrition. Makes sense to put them on a pizza. After all, you can put anything on a pizza.