Last Kiss by John Lustig for March 21, 2022

Ah i be willing to help you out on that.

Sounds like you need some special tutoring, darlin’. Purely by coincidence, I’m offering a free trial, today only.

No doubt you could get some help with that

Well, it’s a joy stick…

Hey, you’re in luck. Look at this text about a flash mob in the park tonight.

You want me to give your phone number to Anthony Weiner? He’s always willing to help.

She’s kidding and just trying to get a rise out of him.

Where was she back when I was In Jr. High , !

Or that there is insufficient blood to operate it and the brain at the same time!

Sadly, I fear, that is not an uncommon level of (lack of ) knowledge of human biology and anatomy in some parts of the US with parents fighting school boards about class material and content.

Although known by a different term, one example is the guy you are talking to…

You’ll find out, just bend over.

It’s mightier than the sword….

It’s okay. Once you reach a certain age, it’s not that hard.

The discovery of which will lead to her hap-penis?

GUY I told you I was gay when you first came on to me.

GAL Yes. It was that light, jolly attitude that attracted me to you! Who knew it had another meaning???

GUY I also told you I was queer.

GAL But I never found you to be odd or strange at all! WAH!!!!

He may just find out when something comes up….surprise

Since my late loving wife died last year, I forgot what the other use was. It doesn’t work anyway.

Wait ’till you find out what it can do.

That guy sure looks like James MacArthur. Book em’ Danno.

“Maybe not, but you’re acting like a Dick”…

“It’s not like I care, since I don’t even like men, but I just want to know what all the boys are talking about.”

P.S. The character in the red necktie looks like a guy to me. If so, he’s saying he just can’t grasp a penis??

It’s an erection of wood meant to inject life where there was none before… ☺

Visit the Kremlin, I hear they’ve got one thats 5’7" when it’s standing.

“If only I could help you.”

“Thank you, Big Dick Eberhard. That means a lot.”

“Well you got trouble” (thump thump), “right here in Lustig City” (thump thump), “with a capital T and that rhymes with P and that stands for . . .”

A penis is a weapon of mass distraction

GUY Don’t worry – it’ll come right out next time you wash your hair. You shouldn’t have ducked…

There must be some information in your books that will help. Books are all you need to understand sex. I’m assuming.

Oh, trust me, girl, you’ll find out.

The Comic Censor must be taking the day off.

I’ll show ya, sweetheart!