Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for March 15, 2022

But sharks are adorable. They’re basically wolves in fish form, and wolves are just dogs who haven’t been domesticated yet.

Has Phoebe been reading Creepypasta?

jeepers

Did Phoebe watch Ghost Shark?

Yes, that’s a real movie.

Out of the mouth of Phoebe…

“Oh, by the way… FOUND YOU! Hide-n-seek is fun!”

Normally the fear is you would get sucked down the drain, Phoebe! Like the Ghost Shark one!

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Phoebe: I was afraid that my adventures would have to be titled “Phoebe and No Unicorn”.

And later…Marigold: I think our daily adventures should be titled “Heavenly Nostrils”.

Phoebe: But how does that benefit me?

That got deep pretty quickly.

Steve’s gone. You can open your eyes now.

I was afraid that this cartoon would not be funny anymore!

Ghost sharks can come out of any body of water. Even a cup of water can lead to a ghost shark attack.

A ghost shark? Let me guess, he’s called Steve.

Who says that last one isn’t still possible?

Once you’re on a roll, you can’t stop. Let her keep going Marigold. I want to know what else Phoebe has to say.

Aaawwwwwww♡♡♡….

I don’t think ghost sharks can eat people. Can we get a paranormal investigator to look into this?

Yes, I’m looking at you, both sides of the aisle!

An immortal being might indeed go away for an indefinite time to do something, and return only to find you’d grown old and died a century ago?

“I was afraid a giant hand holding an eraser was going to erase me forever!!!!” / “I hope she never does……” / “What?” / “Nothing. Just a— random thought."

I don’t think Marigold will EVER stop liking you, Phoebe.

yeah, but, like… what happened to the Planet of the Oats??