Close to Home by John McPherson for March 31, 2022

As opposed to the spiritual?

No, he has to stay in Unreality today.

WOW ‘Thumbs up’

Maybe, as long as you don’t throw that pointy round thing at him.

Come on in Bleeb, your always welcome

I like this, “the physical realm.” As opposed to the internet.

Bleeb, watch out, your antagonist is waiting for you to enter!

Better caption: “Can Jonah come out and play IRL?”

“I dunno Timmy, we paid a lot of money for those VR goggles! We kinda wanna see if Jonah has the Dragon slaying skills we’ve been hoping for!”

He would, but he needs to rest his thumbs today.

Jonah must be on some “fungal therapy” I guess

Sorry, he’s been swallowed by a whale…

Probably already happening…

Only for a little while, otherwise he starts to go through withdrawals. Not a pretty sight.

I believe that is the first time I have seen Bleeb’s feet

By all means….

Even reading the responses, I still have no idea what they are talking about – but that’s all right. I don’t need to know everything to get along in this world.

Is there a physical realm? What if it’s all a simulation?

So Jonah Clavner is addicted to cyberspace?

Okay, Bleeb I know, but who is the tan one with squinty eyes hiding behind the door?

A kid named Jonah? That’s hard to swallow.

Jonah will have one whale of a tale to tell ya, m’lad.

Dalcon is lying in wait! WATCH OUT, BLEEB!

Turn virtual reality into actual reality?

Yup, we’re living in the future all right.