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Off the Mark

By Mark Parisi

Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for March 23, 2022

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    mddshubby2005  over 2 years ago

    Thinner thighs in just days! Ask them how!

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    angelolady Premium Member over 2 years ago

    You do what you have to sometimes.

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    RAGs  over 2 years ago

    Ain’t that a bite in the…

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    Gent  over 2 years ago

    They ate butt-er. That’s how.

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    kingdiamond69  over 2 years ago

    Cannibals!

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    STEPUP  over 2 years ago

    Pseudo cannibals!!

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    Doug K  over 2 years ago

    I thought maybe they had tried to get away from being caught and completely eaten by the abominable snowman, yeti got a bite out of them anyway.

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    rekam Premium Member over 2 years ago

    They fed off each other so they could keep going.

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    Red Bird  over 2 years ago

    I love me some cheeky humor.

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    backyardcowboy  over 2 years ago

    “Donner!! Party of 2!”

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    dflak  over 2 years ago

    Don’t eat yellow snow.

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    EmmettWayne  over 2 years ago

    Snow bones about it!

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    jscarff57 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Reminds me of my old job…

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    jango  over 2 years ago

    BITE ME! saves the day

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    StratmanRon  over 2 years ago

    Struggling with the physics on this…

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    b.john71  over 2 years ago

    Sno-cones on the beach

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    Zebrastripes  over 2 years ago

    Talk about ripping a new one….,ROFLMAO

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    Zebrastripes  over 2 years ago

    I laughed so hard at this….thanks for that!

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    cactusbob333  over 2 years ago

    Does that bite make my butt look smaller?

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    Stephen Gilberg  over 2 years ago

    Now why would they give priority to that part?

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    Dry and Dusty Premium Member over 2 years ago

    You just HAD to ask, didn’t you?!

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    Shikamoo Premium Member over 2 years ago

    That’s got to hurt! Put some ice or snow on that.

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    TIMH  over 2 years ago

    Gross. They resorted to snowballism.

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    Ricky Bennett  over 2 years ago

    They knew that getting lost would come back and bite them in the butt…

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